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guest column 1

Thursday, July 6

Starting this week,every week we'll feature a column by a guest.This week's guest is Brooklyn B.

I came home last week. Daddy cried a lot. He cried twice. Once in the stadium and once on Rebecca aunty's lap back home. Mommy bought a car to carry all the clothes,she had bought,in.
Mommy spends a lot of time in Sven granpa's room and comes back with a wad of bills under her shirt. Daddy says I'll have another sister in a year's time. That makes me very happy because that means we'll have another car.
I'm scared of doctors. But Mommy isn't. She's one herself. She sticks syringes into her hand all the time. So,I don't understand why she went to a hospital last month. She told me it was to make her chest bigger so she could look more beautiful. But Sven granpa calls her the most beautiful woman on earth. If you're number 1 how can you go one up? Is number 0 better? Daddy loves taking his shirt off. It must be because he has a beautiful chest. It must be beautiful chest number 2.
When Daddy is not home Mommy is with his friends. When Mommy is not home Daddy is with her friends. I don't like this. Who is whose friend now?

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