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Useless, we are? I think not.

Wednesday, November 12

.. and the power cuts and the mosquitoes have had their effect on my addled brain. Four hours a day is but a sixth, you can argue. I don't care.

In any case, massimiliano and thy not-so-humble-but-quite-lazy author have had interesting mobile communications. Cheap jokes and bad English aside, there's been a noticeably amateur attempt to codify some of the vices we are rather unfortunately prone to at times. A weakness that every human is afflicted by, we argue.

The end results (ranked in ascending order or percentages, heh.):

More intelligent friend
Orphan's parent's
King's Stiff Task
Boxing match finisher
Bird with strength
In the direction of dry grass
Environmental Sticker
Aged Hermit
Male deer, of royal blood.
Marine dental accessory
Combustible liquid

And the lack of sleep the previous night so caused the author to come up with some truly terrible ones. Nevertheless, they are showcased here, just for thee.
Punjab Twenty-20's favourite low-percentage drink
Purity in naughtiness (later corrected to not-dark for naughtiness)


Answers, you ask? It is for you to seek, my friend.

Slap me, and I shall cease this affected tone, and be my normal self.

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  1. Blogger scv | Sat Feb 21, 08:02:00 AM PST |  

    answers(had to,mon):
    More intelligent friend - budweiser(bud-wiser)
    Orphan's parent's - Foster's
    King's Stiff Task - Royal Challenge
    Boxing match finisher - Knock Out
    Bird with strength - Kingfisher Strong
    In the direction of dry grass - Haywards (hay-wards)
    Environmental Sticker - Green Label
    Aged Hermit - Old Monk
    Male deer, of royal blood - Royal Stag
    Marine dental accessory - Shark Tooth
    Combustible liquid- Fuel
    Purity in naughtiness (later corrected to not-dark for naughtiness)- White Mischief

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